Contents

Copyright

Acknowledgment

Thank you for Sigining Up

Prologue

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

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Author Bio

Dedication

This book is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents and dialogue are drawn from the author's imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is fictionalized or coincidental.

Paradise Lot Copyright © R.E. Vance (2015). All rights reserved. First edition. Published 2015. www.Paradise-Lot.com

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Cover Design: Nicole Hirtz

Acknowledgments:

They say it takes a village to rear a child. The same is true for publishing a book. I'd like to thank Sham Sandhu, Steve Rapaport and, as always, my wife and first reader, Shanadia from Canadia.

THANK YOU FOR SIGNING UP!

Here is EPISODES TWO! Also, as a special thank you, I will—from time to time—send you extras that are exclusive to fans of the series. Until then, I hope you enjoy Episode Two and look forward to seeing you in Paradise Lot.

Hellelujah!

Prologue

There is this girl whom I love very much. That is what I say to her the day I propose, getting down on one knee and handing her a twisty tie. I'm only seventeen and it seems like a romantic gesture. Besides, it is all I can afford. She accepts it with far too much enthusiasm, jumping up and down on the sandy beach. We are bound together, we are forever. "Do you love me?" she asks as we fall to the sandy floor. There is no ceremony, no formality, just a frantic rush to get our clothes off. She gets on top of me and I slide into her with no resistance and as her warmth envelops me, "Yes," I say, panting between thrusts. "You know that."

"I do," she says. "But tell me."

"I love you."

"No," she says, our bodies no longer moving, "not like that." Her eyes lock onto mine and I am drowning in their beauty.

"How then?"

"Tell me," she repeats. "Really tell me."

I smile, pushing myself up. I want to be deeper within her. I want to be a part of her. "OK," I say. "In this life and the next, I will love you forever." Cheesy, corny or whatever else you want to call it, I mean every word.

"I love you, too," she says, riding me, our bodies pulsing faster and faster, two teenagers in love, galloping into the future together.

That night we make love for the first time. Don't get me wrong… we have known each other before, but that night is different. Her soft, firm breasts are delights I have known before, but that night they are ecstasy. Her nipples are attentive to my touch, hardening as my fingers caress them. Her warm body against mine is familiar, but somehow new. Renewed. She kisses me, but unlike the thousand kisses that came before, her lips are electric.

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Our love is condemned by her mother, Judith. She hates the idea of her precious daughter marrying so young. Even more than that, she hates the idea of her precious Bella marrying me. She refuses to sign the papers that will let us marry before we're eighteen. That's OK. We have our whole lives, and eighteen isn't that far away. Bella will be seventeen in two months and I will celebrate my eighteenth birthday with the ringing of the New Year.

My PopPop, on the other hand, is happy for us and even though Judith has forbidden Bella to come over, PopPop never tells.

Not that we have to keep up the charade long. Judith dies without warning. Bella finds her curled up on the bathroom floor, clutching her knees like a newborn. A heart attack. Just one of those things. God's will. Nobody's fault. Fate. Destiny. Pick your poison. Whatever it is, Judith is dead.

Through tears and frustration, we are free to marry early, but we choose to respect her mother's wishes. We wait until Bella's eighteenth birthday. It is a sad ceremony—a large black and white picture that sits in the first row is a poor substitute for a mother. As my bride-to-be says her vows through tear-filled eyes, I think that I would give almost anything to have Judith here to make my Bella happy.

Be careful what you wish for.

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Bella and I are looking for places to go in the city that we can afford when PopPop comes into the kitchen. He's looking at us, a devilish smile veiled behind wisps of steam.

"There are two bundles of wood in the trunk of the car. It's cold up by the lake and without electricity or a bathroom, and you'll have to use a flashlight at night…" At first we're confused, but then we notice the keys to my PopPop's old Plymouth Classic sitting on a map to his cabin.

"Newlyweds should save their money for important things, like good wine," he says with a wink.

So we go up north to spend our honeymoon in a cabin without heat or electricity. That night, we make love in the living room, as close to the fireplace as possible, neither of us feeling the cold.

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It's midnight when it happens. First we hear the message: 'Thank you for believing in us, but it's not enough. We're leaving. Good luck.' The voice I hear is soft and calm. Reassuring but firm. And from its tone, I get this strong feeling that whatever has been done, cannot be undone. Bella and I look at each other, confusion painted on our faces, "Did you hear that?" she asks.

"Yes."

"What was it?"

"I don't know," I say, pulling her in close. I put my hand under her shirt and cup her bare breast. "And I don't care."

"But…"

"But, nothing," I say, pulling off her shirt. She lets me, but she's still thinking about the voice. "Don't you think it's weird?" she says.

I suppose if I wasn't a teenager with raging hormones, I would think it strange. But there are perfect, perky nipples reflecting the embers of the fire. And I am very badly in love. I pull back the wool blanket and run soft kisses down her torso, murmuring, "What's weird? Tell me about it."

"The voice…" she says, her own voice trailing off as my tongue finds her special spot, "It was so…" The thought is lost and we are together again.

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After making love for a second time, we are content, our bodies exhausted, we fall into a deep, dreamless sleep. But not for long. An explosion wakes us.

Not just an explosion, but a cascade of detonations that erupt all around us. It is not coming from the road or the nearby town. The sound is coming from the sky.

Naked, we run outside and look up. The evening sky is filled with fire that rolls through the night like river busting through a dam. And from the flames fall what look like meteors. A hundred thousand comets fall from above and ignite the world around us.

Isolated in the woods, we do not know that the Others are arriving, and that everything we once knew and loved is being ripped away from us with their arrival. All we know is our world is burning.

I guess, in a sense, that is all we need to know.

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We drive home on empty country roads, more out of curiosity than fear. We are young. We are in love. We are immortal. Sure, the sky is on fire, but how will that hurt us?

Without warning something hits the Plymouth, causing me to lose control. I twist the wheel against the spin and pump the brakes. We slide to a stop, facing the opposite direction. That's when we see it.

A monster. There is no other word for it—not in those first days, at least. The monster has a woman's body, naked breasts heaving in the moonlight. Her head is covered with a hundred squirming tendrils, each ending with a head of snake—and her legs—oh God, she has no legs! Did I run her over and sever them from her body? But then she rears up and shoots into the sky. Her body stops at least nine feet above the ground. It looks like she is standing on top of a podium. The podium moves as she lowers her body and it is then we see that her torso ends where the body of a giant snake begins. Medusa, I think, and it turns out I'm not far off. I will later learn that we've just met a far less famous member of the gorgon race.

The creature looks at us, fear fills her eyes. What the hell does she have to be afraid of? She's the monster.

Bella opens the door, pulling out the flashlight. I grab her arm. "Don't," I say, but she ignores me and steps outside. She approaches the monster like one might an angry dog, palms out, steady tone, eyes locked. "We're not going to hurt you," she says. "We just want to help." Even back then, Bella was always so kind. So good.

The gorgon's features soften. Then she starts to cry. What the hell? Monsters cry? Bella continues to speak softly, offering the gorgon a granola bar. The creature takes it with care before devouring it down greedily. "Where did you come from?" Bella asks, but before the monster can answer, we hear a shot, followed by the roar of a pickup truck. Without hesitation or looking behind her, the gorgon slithers into the forest.

The pickup truck stops next to us and the driver steps out, rifle in hand. Two more men get out the back and a third darts out of the passenger side door. All of them chase after the monster.

"What's happening?" I asked.

"Didn't you hear?" the driver says. "We're being invaded."

"By who?"

"Aliens, the news says. But I say they're demons. This is end of days and the angels' trumpets are sounding, boy!" And with that, he's off. Shots can be heard, but Bella and I do not stick around to see what's going on.

It will be two days later when I will pick up a local paper and see the driver of the truck and his friends standing round the gorgon's dead body. They've strung her upside down from a tree like a fisherman might a shark. They are smiling, thumbs out, beers in hand, the article caption reading: Local Heroes Kill Snake Lady, Save Town.

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We get back to the city and head home. Not that there is a home to greet us. PopPop's house is one of the hundreds hit. Please. Please don't be home, I pray.

But there are no gods left to answer my prayers. PopPop is dead. And when the local army starts recruiting, I join the army, leaving Bella alone in the crappy apartment we rented in the worst part of town.

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There is this girl whom I love very much. Eventually an uneasy peace settles throughout the city and, as a result, soldiers are sent home.

I am so happy to be discharged because, like I said, there is this girl and on the day I proposed to her, I promised that in this life and the next, I would love her forever. I plan to make good on that promise.

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She meets me at the airport and takes me home. Only thing is that home isn't home. It is this old three-story building with seven rooms, an attic and a cellar.

"Welcome to the One Spire Hotel," she says with a grand gesture as we walk into its tiny foyer. The room is filled with desperate Others, broken by the GoneGod world. Each one of them has been mortally wounded by the loss of their home. A wound, Bella tells me, that will eventually kill them all.

"Poetic way of looking at it," I say.

They look up when Bella enters the room. An angel, better dressed than most, sees me and comes over. "Jean-Luc, I presume? I am Miral, former captain of the Lord's army and now assistant to the human called Bella. Welcome home." The angel extends her hand, but I do not take it. I might have left the army, but the army has yet to leave me.

"Jean-Luc," Bella admonishes, "honestly." She apologizes to the angel Miral, who takes it with grace and kindness.

"There is a problem with tonight's event," Miral says to Bella, pulling her aside. They go off to discuss what needs to be done.

A shorter woman wearing an old Victorian dress comes into the room. She pokes my side and says, "The name is Sandy and I am a werewolf. Treat me like you did the angel and I will rip out your throat." Sandy extends a hand and, a little bit afraid of the five-foot-nothing woman, I shake it. She nods and whispers, "Your wife's the real angel, helping so many Others by giving them hope. You better not muck it up. Otherwise I'll…"

"Rip out my throat?" I offer.

Sandy nods her head. "Glad we understand each other."

Bella returns and informs Sandy that the caterers canceled. Sandy offers to rip out their throats, but Bella says she has a solution. She hands me an apron. We need four dozen chocolate chip and macadamia nut cookies.

"But I just got back," I say.

Bella shoots me her best 'so what' look and says, "Don't burn them." A bit of anger in her voice. As she walks away, Miral looks back at me, a devilish smile touching her lips.

"I hate baking," I protest feebly. "Could this day get any worse?"

"Oh," Bella says, "that reminds me. Remember my mother, Judith? Well, she's back…"

"What?"

"Welcome back," Bella says and trots off to deal with some crisis or other.

Hellelujah!

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Days turn into weeks and even though I do not trust the Others, I am inspired by how much they love Bella. Paradise Lot is filled with hope and it is mostly because of my wife.

As for me, I am happy just to be with Bella. I've even made an uneasy peace with Judith, or rather we don't speak, which is an improvement.

Everything is going smoothly and I want this to last forever, but it seems that the Devil had other plans for us.

Chapter 1

Unleash the Dogs of War

There aren't many cops walking the streets of Paradise Lot, and when something big happens—like let's say an explosion in the only human-run hotel—they still don't come running. There was just too much baggage in a place like Paradise Lot: Too many ancient beefs that span millennia, too many creatures with claws and fangs, and too many once-upon-a-times with enough time on their hands to turn you into a pillar of salt. Given that, I figured I had half an hour before anyone official-looking turned up.

A lot can happen in half an hour.

Penemue and Astarte knelt by Joseph's body, both offering prayers from their respective ancient traditions. Penemue hummed as golden tears flowed from his face and Astarte washed the body with a cloth that she had on her, using the pools of water from pipes that no longer gushed. I guess Judith must have found the main—at least one thing had improved. Both of them were just as devastated by the loss of Joseph as I was. I couldn't watch anymore, and looked around the blown out room. One of the problems of this GoneGod world was that you could no longer blame some silent entity saying something meaningless like, "He works in mysterious ways" or "Joseph was called for a higher purpose."

But there were no signs and no clues. No one to make sense of this for me. All that remained was a room with two Others paying respects to the empty, soulless body.

Judging from the way the explosion happened, time was burnt. A lot of it. This ruled out EightBall. There was only one body in the room, which meant the Fanatic was still breathing, and the one thing I'd learned from dealing with Fanatics was that once they start, they don't stop until they are dead—which usually meant a lot more explosions.

I looked over the angel's shoulder at Joseph. His features were slowly returning now that his body was no longer being crushed down by the Fanatic's magic. I forced myself to look at his hollow, empty eyes. His arms were folded over the same double-breasted suit he wore earlier today, his coat pockets turned inside out and empty. Whatever happened here was more than revenge or a fight. The Fanatic was looking for something, something that Joseph owned or left behind... Just as the thought entered my mind, the lights flickered.

"He's still here."

"Who?" Penemue said, but without answering him I ran out the door and down the stairs, sure that when I got into the reception I'd be met by that friggin' unnatural smile.

The last thing I expected was a bat to the back of the head.

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Whoever took a swing at my skull wasn't very experienced. For one thing, if you are looking to knock the person out, you have to hit the point where the skull meets the neck. A good hit will take someone down, and if the angle is just right, you have a good chance of permanently paralyzing them. If you wanted to kill the guy, aim for the crown, angling your swing downwards. That was the most likely way to get enough impact to crush the skull, and even then, you got to go at it repeatedly to actually break through to get to the brains.

All that was to say that the skull is friggin' hard and few are harder than mine. So when I was hit flat on the back of my head, all it did was knock me down, sending shooting stars across my vision and giving me a mind-numbing headache. I turned to see Scrotum holding the bat. "Batter up!" he chuckled through crooked teeth.

"Good one," a voice said. "Looks like someone ruined your hotel." I looked up to see EightBall, his arm around Judith. They should have been in jail for at least another two nights. The kid, as if reading my mind, pointed to Scrotum and said, "Ballsack's mom bailed us out. Guess not everyone's given up on us, yet."

Friggin' little opportunistic bastards—when the explosion happened, I guess they decided to take advantage of the situation. Hell, they were probably planning on taking responsibility for it, a nice little press release sent out by the HuMans weekly newsletter.

"EightBall," I said, getting to my feet. Scrotum took another swing at the back of my thigh, but I stepped to the side. The kid missed, the momentum causing him to fall forward. Ignoring him, I locked eyes on EightBall. "I know you're not going to believe me, but your timing couldn't be worse."

"I should have suspected," Judith said in an unforgiving tone, "that you would know miscreants such as these. I warned my daughter not to marry a man like you."

"Really, Judith," I said, "Now?"

EightBall and the three others started laughing, "Daughter? Married? Don't tell me that you married this ghost's daughter? What is she? A white sheet with the eyes cut out?"

"You would be safer not to speak of my Bella in such terms," Judith growled as the friggin' chair from behind my desk flew right at one of the thugs standing next to EightBall. It hit him square on the head, knocking him to the ground hard. Way to go, Judith. Got to hand it to her, when she's pissed, she dangerous.

Things started to shake around the room. Judith was about to go into a tantrum and that would cost her time. A whole bunch of it. As much as I'd like to spend less of it with her, I couldn't let her burn herself out. "Judith," I said, "Please calm down. Time, remember? We talked about this." She met my eyes, fury in hers and for a moment I thought she was too far gone in her poltergeist's rage to calm herself down, but then my mother-in-law took a deep breath and the items stopped rattling.

Scrotum got to his feet and tried for another swing at me. This time I was ready for it, planning on taking the brunt of the blow on my side, but instead of swinging, he let the bat drop. I turned to see a teeny-tiny woman in an old Victorian dress—complete with bonnet and all—leap into the fray, her teeth flashing red as they sank into his side. Sandy! Her bite was definitely worse than her bark.

Everyone looked down at the five-foot-nothing doily of fury and I took the opportunity to punch EightBall square in the nose, yelling, "I can be just as opportunistic as the next guy!" He went down, letting Judith go. He got back up and lunged at me at the exact moment when reality decided to go out the window.

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Have you ever worried that gravity will suddenly disappear, causing you to float off to oblivion?

Yeah, me neither. Until the moment when EightBall lunged at me, blade in hand, and the air in the room lost all of its weight, causing me to feel naked even though I was fully dressed.

The practical effect of suddenly losing gravity was that EightBall's feet lifted off the ground, the momentum of his attack propelling him forward at a pace that would embarrass a turtle. EightBall flailed his arms wildly as he tried to gain balance in a room where up and down became abstract concepts. He looked like a man falling sideways, his face a hodgepodge of confusion, shock and fear.

Not that I blamed him. We all wore looks of surprise as our feet left the earth. The rest of us had all been standing relatively still so the effect on us was that of simple levitation. We looked like a bunch of astronauts floating in a low gravity environment except that, as far as I knew, the One Spire Hotel had not teleported to the moon.

At least we all were breathing normally. Thank the GoneGods for small miracles.

EightBall hit the wall on the other side of the room with a silent thud as the kid mouthed, 'What the hell?' All of us tried to scream, but we were on mute, our mouths contorted in shock as nothing came out. Sandy's neck was outstretched as her lips formed an 'O' shape from which no howl emerged. And I'm ashamed to admit it, but I joined right in with the silent chorus of horror.

I guess Hollywood got it right, no one can hear you scream in space.

Only Judith was calm. Having no feet to speak of, she was used to floating around, so I guess not much changed for her. Despite the obvious panic we were all in, she still managed to give me a look that clearly blamed me for everything that was going on. To her, I was a criminal, so why not add breaking the laws of physics to my Rolodex of felonies?

"Human," spoke a voice as flat-soled heels clicked on the ground. "Yes… Indeed."

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"Oh, frig!" I tried to scream, throwing up my hand in victory, "I was right!" I mouthed as the Grinner walked in. What can I say? Celebrate every victory you can… trust me, they are few and far between. Even in this silent room I could smell him.

"Answers," he said, his voice somehow penetrating his spell, "So many answers, but never the right questions." As he walked past me, he sniffed before grabbing my arm and spinning me round. I felt sympathy for my clothes in the tumble dryer, and swore at that moment to always hang them up.

Spin, spin, spin—I saw the others floating around. Some of them had managed to latch onto one another, only making them larger objects in motion. Round, round, round—I saw Grinner go to my desk and look through my papers. He stopped at the form that Joseph had written his name on.

"Joseph," he said to no one in particular, "of all the names the universe had bestowed upon you, Joseph is by far the most human." He paused and cocked his head. "The stench of mortality has finally taken you. Perhaps Joseph is a fitting name to have been your last."

Round and round—and I saw Judith about three meters away, rolling her eyes vertically in opposition to my horizontal spin.

Round and round—Grinner opened the top drawer, a look of delight as he saw the box. "How simple the mortal mind is. What is plain is discarded as worthless? And to think the gods chose you as their pets."

Round, round—Judith was no longer across the room, but right next to me. I don't know if she was trying to help, or just wanted to get me killed, but either way, she pushed me in the direction of the Grinner with a force that must have been backed by a bit of poltergeist fury. I was flying right towards him and did the only think I could do—I stuck out my leg. The result was a roundhouse kick that would have had Bruce Lee eating his heart out. I connected with Grinner's friggin' smile, knocking him on his ass. Hard.

He dropped the box.

Wait a minute, he dropped the box! As if my realization made it happen, all of us came crashing down on the ground at the same time. I grabbed the plain-looking thing and tossed it to Sandy with a "Catch!" She caught it in the air with her friggin' mouth and ran off on all fours like she spent her life doing it.

She leaped outside and I had just enough time to see her hand the box to Penemue, and him unfurl his wings before ten tons of invisible earth took me to the ground

Well, at least the world had stopped spinning. Thank the GoneGods for small miracles.

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It happened so fast. Penemue couldn't have been more than a few feet off the ground before Grinner trotted past me and pointed to the sky. Penemue fell hard, his wings outstretched on the ground, and Grinner picked the box up. I tried to push against the invisible force that held me down, but all I managed was to move my head around and survey the room. Every one of us was lying flat, even Judith, like we were all under a blanket made of lead.

I looked over at the Grinner's face and I could see age lines starting to form around his lips. He was burning through time and if I pushed him a bit more, I might send him into a rage, let him burn himself out. Of course, I ran the risk that he'd burn himself out by lifting a mountain and dropping it on our heads.

"You," I screamed out, "Yeah you… Cheshire Cat…"

Grinner looked down at me and, with a skip, came over. He held the box in front of my face and said, "Cat? I am no cat… but the beasts please me. They shall be welcome in my new kingdom."

"Ahh, screw you! New kingdom, my ass… You're just a two-bit worthless Other that the gods decided to leave behind. Maybe if you were worthy, they would have taken you with them."

"Not an answer." He pushed down his index finger like one would flick ash off a cigarette, and the force that held me down doubled. I couldn't breathe and I could feel the strain as my innards flattened out, vying for space in my torso.

I pushed against the massive, invisible weight. Come on, you Fanatic, the clock is ticking. "Is… that… all… you… got?" I grunted as I pushed myself up.

He redoubled the force and I crumpled to my knees. I fought it and I could actually see the strain on his face. I was resisting. But then he lifted his hands over his head. He looked like he was literally pulling down the sky.

I fell flat on my back.

"But an answer I shall give," he grinned. His eyes betrayed a bit of surprise at how much of a fight I managed to put up against him. He displayed the same shock a lion might when coming up against a particularly feisty lamb. "For I am here to answer the second question each one of you asked when you finally understood that your gods were really gone. But before I do, there is something I need from you. I need you to dream."

"Like I said, screw…" I tried to finish the sentence but suddenly I was very tired. Very, very tired.

He was sucking out the oxygen. I tried taking shallow breaths, slowing my heart down, but it was impossible. There wasn't enough air to keep me awake and I started to fade.

There is this girl whom I love very much. Every time I sleep, she rescues me from the darkness that chases me and tonight is no different. Except whereas she is usually happy to see me, this time she greets me with a frantic concern. "Wake up!" she screams. "You have to wake up!"

"Huh?" I said, opening my eyes, fighting the fatigue.

"She waits," Grinner hissed, "go to her."

So tired, I… I… "Oh, hello, Bella," I say as my wife comes into view. "It's so good to…"

But Bella does not let me finish. "Wake up!" she screams again, "Wake up! Wake up!"

"WAKE!" a thunderous voice screamed from outside my hotel and with it the air returned to normal.

I woke to see Grinner no longer concerned with me, his head turned to the entrance of the hotel. Whoever was outside must have scared the bejesus out of him because for the first time since I'd met the Fanatic, he wasn't smiling.

"You? You are gone," Grinner said, his concentration broken just enough that I was able to stand. It still felt like my black collarless jacket was made of ball bearings.

Standing just beyond the threshold of the reception was a young black man with a military buzz cut. He was maybe in his early twenties and wore jeans and a simple plain-looking white, button-up short-sleeved shirt. "I am here," he said.

"To fill the void," the Grinner said, his tone implying an answer rather than a question.

The young man shook his head. "It is no longer our world to meddle with."

"No," Grinner retorted. "That is why they left. To start again and to let us start again."

"That is not so," the young man said, his eyes starting to glow.

I grabbed the box and put in my pocket. I stood, only for the world to spin around. After being denied oxygen for some time, even the most ineffective bat swings to the head can do some damage. As the world greyed out, I saw the two major league Others face off in what must have been one of the most epic battles this world has ever seen.

Too bad I didn't get to see any of it.

Chapter 2

Spiteful Angels

"Jean," Bella says in a hurried voice, "You shouldn't be here. Not like this."

I can hear her voice, hear her breathing, but in the enveloping gloom, I can't see her. Which can only mean one thing—I failed to outrun the darkness. "Why not? This is the end, right?" I say, "My last dream of you before I go."

"I don't know." Her tone is softer now.

"I do."

"How do you know?"

"Because you're here. I always knew that in the end—my end—you'd be here to help me go over to the other side. Not like I wasn't there for you." I couldn't finish the thought. How I wasn't there for her as she bled on a cold, strange concrete floor.

"Oh hush. You were there. Believe me—it was you I saw before my end," she says. "And if this is your end then I am glad to have found you. There is nowhere else I'd rather be."

I feel the warmth of her as she draws in closer and I lean into it. I know that she is just a dream but I am so happy to be with her.

Silence. But in the black, it is not just silence. It is the absence of sound. And I was never very good at the absence of sound. "So, what do we talk about? I mean, how does one spend their last moments alive?"

The darkness is pierced by a chuckle. "I don't know. Remembering the good times, I suppose."

"Ahh, the good times? So many to choose from. Did you have anything particular in mind?"

"Yeah," she says, "I do… but since you're the one dying, why don't you go first?"

"OK," I say, "How about your thighs locked around mine. Like that time on the beach…"

"Jean!" she says, a hand lightly hitting my chest, "It's always about sex with you. I was thinking of something a little more… sweet."

"Like what?" I ask. It is strange how this feels so much like the old times and—dream or not—I couldn't think of a better way to clock out than this. "OK, you go first."

"You'll just think it's silly."

"Bella," I say, "I'm dying because a creature with a Cheshire Cat smile has literally sucked the air out the room because he wants some plain-looking box an old man gave me. I don't think there's anything you could say or do at this point that I'd think was silly." I am surprised at how calm I am. If I had known dying would be so easy, I would have tried it a long time ago.

"OK," she says, "watching TV."

"I'm about to kick the bucket and the only memory you want to share with me is watching TV? I was expecting something like maybe the first time I told you that I loved you or when I proposed. Is there a particular show you have in mind because if it's Sex and City I'm outta here."

"No, silly," she laughs. "Those were grand moments that punctuated our lives. The special moments. But they're not what I miss the most. I miss being with you, lying on a couch and doing nothing. I miss being bored next to you. I miss hearing you breathe and feeling the warmth of your body. I miss watching TV."

"Oh," I say, noticing a light off in the distance. It looks like the evening's first star, a pinprick in the blanket of night. I ignore it. "I miss that, too."

"Look," she says, pointing at the dot of light, "it looks like this isn't the end, after all."

"Are you sure it's not the light at the end of the tunnel?" I say, as the dot grows larger. It gets closer and closer until I am, quite literally, hit by light.

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Light getting shot into your brain makes gulping a cold Slurpee feel like a reasonable thing to do. I barely opened my eyes to see Marty hissing about an inch away from my nose. Then I focused on the rest of her. Medusa was sitting at my side, a hand over my head. Judging by how warm my skull was, she burnt a bit of time to save me.

"How long?" I ask, the words catching in my throat.

"You were out for an hour," she said.

"No, not that. How long did you burn to wake me up?"

Medusa turned away, not answering. I guess it's gotten round how much I don't like time spent on me. "How long?" I repeated and immediately regretted the harshness of my tone.

"About a day," she said, still not looking at me.

I grunted. Partly because I was still in pain, partly because my hotel was destroyed, but mostly because I hated time being wasted on me. Immortal creatures who no longer have forever should save their time for things that matter. Like living, not helping a stupid hotelier with his headache.

Medusa hunched away and from the glare Marty gave me I figured I hurt her feelings. Great job, Jean, she was just trying to help. I started to formulate my apology, but couldn't think of anything to say other than, "I'm sorry. I guess I'm a bit grumpy given everything that happened. Seriously. I'm really sorry. I shouldn't have snapped at you like that." She turned to face me, but Marty looked away. I guess my apology wasn't acceptable to everyone. "How is everyone else?" I asked, rubbing my head.

Medusa smiled at me as her snakes continued to scowl. "They're all fine. As far as we can tell there was only one fatality—the Unicorn." She looked down when she mentioned Joseph, "but other than him, everyone is OK. You were hurt the worst." As she said the last words, she put up her hand to touch my head.

I winced at her touch, but was thankful to have someone looking after me and so I leaned into it a bit too much. Hey, can you blame me, I was in a lot of pain and my world was crumbling and she was being really, really nice to me. I looked around my hotel. The mess Grinner had made was amplified by the presence of the police who were bagging and tagging just about everything. Hell, a couple of pixies in Barbie-sized police uniforms were bagging my phone. Talk about thoroughness. It bordered on comical and I might have started laughing had not a gurney appeared, carting out a body. Joseph's body. I watched them take him away with silent anger. I would get this smiling Fanatic if it was the last thing I did. "Joseph," I muttered to myself as they carted his body away. Turning to Medusa I asked, "Was anyone else hurt?"

She batted her eyes at me and said, "So sensitive… Everyone's OK. Penemue is hiding in his loft, I think because he doesn't want to bump into his former adversary Michael. The HuMans hoodlums have made themselves scarce and werewolf Sandy has given her statement and left. Everyone is in good physical health, although they are devastated by what happened to the Unicorn." Medusa's own eyes glistened at the mention of Joseph. "You know, I met him once. A long, long time ago…"

"What happened?" I found myself asking, wanting to know more about the Other I had spent less than a day with. I wanted to honor Joseph's memory, know everything about him.

"Well," she started when a thunderous voice spoke.

"Ms. Gorgon, I'll take it from here," a voice boomed from just outside.

Medusa immediately stood to attention. Then looking down at me she said, "Ahh, I got to go do police stuff. There are a lot of things to report and I haven't see a mess like this since Atlantis started to sink." She turned and looked at me, hurt still in her eyes. "Maybe I can tell you the story about the Unicorn the next time I see you?"

"That would be nice," I said.

"Then coffee?" she asked and before I could say anything, she smiled and said, "Great, I'll call you." With that she left and I endured another scowl from Marty and she was gone.

Hellelujah—I got a date with a gorgon.

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The archangel hunched down to fit through the One Spire Hotel's front door—not that there was much of it left—and crossed the threshold. The faithful, tougher-than-nails little bell above my front door chimed as he entered. I've really got to figure out how it survived all this carnage. What was it made out of? Adamantium? As he entered, police officers of all species saluted him with hands, claws, talons and tails. He crossed the room and, seeing me still on the ground, knelt in front of me. By the GoneGods he was huge. Like Andre the Giant crouching in front of a newborn baby kind of huge. "What happened here?" he demanded.

There was something in the way he asked that made me realize that he had no clue. Like I mentioned earlier, angels aren't very good at being subtle. Michael spoke like someone who had just come onto the scene rather than had a good hour or so to investigate and figure things out. I mentally tallied my tenants—Sandy, Judith, CaCa, Astarte and Penemue—what did any of them really know? Joseph stayed at the hotel and was killed. As for other Others—the ones who lived nearby—they must have just seen some powerful Others destroying the street. So who did that leave? EightBall? To him it was about two Others that got into a fight. Just another reason why Others didn't belong.

But then again, what did I really know? Some Other that looked like my PopPop showed up with a box, before some wacko iced him? That wasn't much to go on. "I don't really know," I started and I told him everything I knew about Joseph, the weird Grinner guy and what I saw of the fight before I passed out.

Michael took it all in, listening to every word I said with a preternatural concentration. When I finished telling him all I knew, he looked at me for a long time. Actually, he didn't look at me so much as in me, like he was solving some puzzle that was written on my soul. At least that's what it felt like to me to be stared at so intently by the archangel. Judging from the scowl that eventually crept on his face, I doubt he got the answer that he was looking for. "So—the Unicorn and this—what did you call him?"

"Grinner."

"Yes, this Grinner just showed up at your place. Why? What connects you to them?"

I sighed. "Honestly, I have no clue!"

"Liar!" Michael boomed and the whole room shook. "After centuries of being a hidden legend, the Unicorn chooses to resurface in your hotel of all places and you have no idea why. You are hiding something, Human. And I want to know what!"

"Hiding? Liar? You got to be kidding me! Why would I lie? What could I possibly be hiding? I have zero idea why Joseph came to my hotel and have even less of an idea why anyone would hurt him. I swear to you. I don't know."

Michael huffed, "Does this have anything to do with our conversation this morning?"

"Again—I don't know. Maybe? I have no evidence that what happened is connected, but then again, there's nothing saying that it isn't."

"Are you sure?" he said, staring me down with his angelic eyes. I swear to the GoneGods I could see flames flicker in them.

"Look, Michael, you know more than me. Frankly, I don't see where you get off being all alpha-angel on me. Weren't you the guy who told me that a Fanatic was in town and drew a connection between that chump and my hotel?" His look didn't lighten up and I found myself getting more defensive. "What do I really know? I mean, up until today I didn't even know Unicorns existed…"

Michael closed his eyes in utter frustration when I mentioned the Unicorn. He took in a deep breath before poking a taloned finger on my chest. Through gritted carnivorous teeth, he said, "If I find out that you have anything, anything at all, to do with this, I swear to…"

"God?" I offered.

I don't know what's wrong with me. In school they said it was because I had a problem with authority. Army said the same thing. Bella thought it was because of my fragile ego. Penemue thinks it's because my skin is too sensitive. Astarte offers sexual suppression as the reason. Whatever it is, I don't like being poked. I hate it.

Still… I really wish I hadn't said what I said.

Michael roared, if you could call it a roar. I mean, I've heard lions roar. I've even heard a raging bull dragon roar. But what Michael did was something much, much more. He broadcasted his ire, he pronounced his anger. He trumpeted.

He grabbed me and took to the sky, taking my front door frame with him. I didn't know what was happening until I was high enough that they'd only be able to identify my body with dental records. I've tussled with angels before and I know that if you hit the sweet spot where the wing meets the body, they go down. I've taken down one or two using that technique, but even if Michael stood perfectly still, exposing the area with a big red 'X' on it, and I had a missile launcher, I seriously doubted I could take him down. There was a reason why Michael was Michael.

"You insolent, little talking monkey," he boomed. "Who is responsible for all that took place this past night? Tell me!"

I was terrified, but had enough sense left in me to remember that he was an angel of the highest orders. And you didn't get that way by being a renegade. Now that his god was gone, the only orders Michael had to follow were of the kind that said dropping a human from three hundred feet in the air was illegal. "I already told you that I don't know. Now put me down," I said, pretending that I wasn't crapping myself. "You and I both know that you're not going to kill me."

"Oath Breaker," he whispered. "Other Slayer. Do not presume that I am unaware of who you are. The path to redemption is long and filled with peril. You are correct that I will not drop you. But that does not stop me from telling your army commanders where their precious little A.W.O.L. solider went. What is the stature of limitation on desertion? Do you know, Oath Breaker? Or maybe I don't tell them where you are, but rather inform some of the less tame Others where you are. There are many who would like nothing more than vengeance against the once great Exterminator. Tell me, how long do you think you will survive without an army to protect you? You have forty-eight hours to tell me who is responsible for the death of the Unicorn."

My face drained of all color. After Bella died I re-enlisted for a time before things got really bad. At the time, humans were no longer at war with Others, but Special Forces were put in place as a counter measure to the 'less-agreeable' Others. Black Ops kind of thing—take out this terror cell, assassinate this uppity Other. Typical stuff we humans have always done to protect our interests. Only thing was, after a few missions I couldn't stomach it anymore and just left. Didn't tell Command—hell, they thought I was dead anyway—didn't even bother to get my stuff. I just left. That's a pretty serious offence, but at the time, I couldn't have cared less. I thought I had kept my secret pretty well, but if Michael knew, who else did? I was scared. Terrified.

But then it hit me… Michael must have known for a while—probably figured it out not long after I got back that second time. Maybe got suspicious when I never changed the name on the lease from Bella's to mine, or stopped signing for things in my full name or used Penemue's name on the utility bills and car registration. And despite knowing, he still hadn't turned me in. I needed to know why, but more importantly, I needed to call his bluff. "Oh come on," I said, "You got to get better at threatening… You're the original Boy Scout. You don't break rules or even bend them… for whatever reason, you haven't told the army yet and you're not going to tell on me now."

Michael smiled. And not a happy kind of smile. More like a, 'Got you', kind of smile. I mean, I've seen the Devil smile and it scared me, but this took 'intimidating smile' to a whole new level. My body literally curled up, trying to get into the fetal position and die. But Michael wouldn't let me off so easy. "You are correct, Human. Yes, I must now obey mortal laws. But they are not the highest order. There are principles that negate their necessity. The path of redemption, for example, cancels the need to obey many mortal laws, and I, as a guardian of such principles, must give those who have proven themselves worthy a chance to do so unimpeded. That is why I have never told the mortal armed forces where you hide. Yet, if you should encumber this investigation, then I shall consider you to have strayed from the path and therefore no longer exempt," he said. Then a subtle pulse of luminosity passed through his eyes. "As for my other threat, do you know which principle is one rung lower than redemption, but still above mortal law? Righteous revenge. I am sure there are many Others that qualify, do you not think?"

I gulped. He had me there. During my fighting days, I killed just as much out of pleasure as necessity, and his moral compass would not twitch one bit by helping some Other get revenge on me over some of the terrible things I've done. But I was surprised to see that my—what did he call it?—path of redemption offered me some leeway with him. Seems I'd been doing some things right… not that it would do me any good now.

The shock of his threats was so all encompassing that I didn't notice that the whole time we were speaking, he was lowering us. He dropped me and I yelped as I fell all of three feet before tumbling ungraciously on my ass. "Jean-Luc Matthias, should any information concerning the events that transpired last night come to mind, please call the number on this card." He dropped a business card with Deputy Captain Michael Arch written on it in bold letters. "Thank you for your cooperation. Let's wrap it up, boys."

The Billy Goat Gruffs bleated and the eldest said without a hint of irony or suggestion, "Let's go graze Miss Dolly's backyard."

Hellelujah—I was absolutely, totally and unequivocally screwed.

Chapter 3

Even Angels have Wicked Schemes

With Michael gone, the police wrapped up their investigation and left. I headed to my room and tapped on Castle Grayskull, nervous that one of the cops might have accidentally found the hiding fairy. She was, after all, a myth of a myth and finding her would be like finding the back door to Narnia.

"Tink," I said. "Tink… are you OK?" At first there was nothing but then the left eye of the turret flickered and the three-inch-tall golden fairy popped out. She hit me square in the nose. I don't know if a punch from a Lego-size fist should hurt, but it did. My eyes were watering.

"What did you do that for?" I asked.

She shook a fist at me.

"Look, Tink, I had no idea this was going to happen or how to stop this." A pang of guilt hit me because earlier my instincts told me that Grinner was bad news and I ignored them. In another life, I would have never let it go, especially not for baking. "It's not like I asked for this. I didn't ask Joseph to move in here, I didn't pick a fight with that maniac. So you can be as angry at me as you like, but for once, this isn't my fault."

Tink fluttered around the room twice and then pointed up at Joseph's room. Being here, hiding in Castle Grayskull, she didn't know what happened to Joseph. I looked down and shook my head. "He didn't make it."

Tink buzzed round and round at speeds I'd never seen her go at before finally settling in on the turret of her home. The fairy was crying. "Oh, Tink," I started but she turned away. I took a step forward and she looked up at me as golden streams ran down her cheek. Then she put her head on her knees again and her tiny shoulders started bobbing with wails of abandonment. I never knew silent cries could be so deafening. "I'm sorry, Tink. I liked the guy a lot, too, and…" but it was no use. TinkerBelle was too far in her own grief for me to reach her.

Confused and grief-stricken myself, I left the room and headed to the only place I knew that I could get any answers.

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I passed by Judith's room on the way up to Penemue. A pang of guilt and anger shot through me as I walked past the floor where Joseph once was, knowing that if I opened his door, I'd find an empty cavity where he once lived.

"Jean," came her shrill authoritative voice, "I was going to ask a favor from you."

"Sure," I said glumly.

"Find that smiling asshole and kick him in the nuts for me."

"OK," I said with a weak smile, "Cross my heart."

I knocked on Astarte's door. She opened it, still in her teddy from earlier. She looked me up and down before saying, "Believe it or not, I'm not in the mood."

I didn't say anything, gesturing for her to follow me, and we went to Penemue's loft.

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"First of all," I started, my voice dripping with sarcasm, "Let me thank you for your help earlier. While I was getting my ass kicked downstairs, it was really comforting knowing that I had two demigods upstairs hiding."

"How," Astarte started, "do you know we did nothing?"

"Because while I was getting pounded down there, I didn't see a winged angel or a succubus in a teddy coming to my rescue. Would it have killed you to use a bit of time to help?"

Astarte rolled her eyes and I turned to face Penemue, who had his nose buried in some ancient leather-bound tome. "And what do you have to say for yourself?" I asked the angel.

Penemue put down the book on a stack. It had been some time since I was in his room and it was pretty much exactly as I remembered it. There was an angled roof, the peak running along the center of the room. It was only under the apex that Penemue could stand upright. At one end there was the straw bed that we'd made for him. It was literally a bale of hay held in an old, empty sandbox that we stole from an abandoned playground. An ad hoc solution for a bed, but how would you make a bed for an eight-foot tall, four-hundred-pound angel? At the far end was the stoop where he flew in—when he wasn't too drunk to fly—and it had the same stained-glass window that I installed four years ago. There was a bucket filled with half-drunk bottles of Drambuie, and the rest of the room was filled with books stacked from floor to ceiling. Where he got them all, I didn't know, nor did I want to. I suspected there were several libraries in Paradise Lot with open windows and missing books.

Penemue took a swig of Drambuie. "If you remember," he said proudly, "I came down only to have the ex-werewolf throw something at me, presumably for me to whisk away. A task, mind you, I attempted before I was rudely pinned to the ground by burnt time."

"You mean this?" I said, pulling out the box and throwing it to him.

"Yes," he hiccuped.

"What is it?"

Penemue put down the box and said, "There are other questions that need answering. Questions that I am currently researching."

"And pray tell," I said, exaggerating the vowels, "What does your research reveal?"

"That you are screwed," Astarte purred, grabbing my crotch, "And not in the good way."

I flinched and pulled her hand away. "What's going on here? Someone give me some answers. Who were those guys? No, scratch that… let's start from the beginning. Who, rather what is… ahh, was Joseph?"

"The Unicorn. But you knew that already," Penemue said, slurring his words.

"Yes, I thought unicorns were white horses with a single horn?"

"Oh, my poor misinformed mortal friend," Penemue said with an admonishing smile. "There is, was and will always be only one Unicorn. And now he is dead, he truly is a myth." Penemue put a hand over his heart.

"A legend," Astarte chimed in, a hand over her heart.

"A fable…" Penemue finished, taking a large swig of Drambuie. Astarte walked over and put a hand on his shoulder, before taking the bottle from him and taking a drink herself. Now it made sense why all the Others reacted to him the way they did. He was a singularity in their worlds and this one. Being truly unique, he belonged to no tradition or species other than his own. He didn't belong to some clan, have some historical beef or hold allegiance to any group over another. If anyone had a chance to unite all the different kinds of Others, it was him.

"And as for being a white horse," Astarte continued, "Joseph was whatever we needed him to be. Tell me, who did you see when you saw him? A friend? A parent? Perhaps a lover? You saw whoever you needed to see. Whoever brought you the most comfort. Perhaps if you saw him at another time in your life, he would have appeared as someone else."

An emotional chameleon, I thought. "Who did you see?" I asked.

"Light," Penemue said. "Just light." His eyes grew distant at the memory as a warm, content smile crept on his face. Even in death, Joseph still offered comfort to the fallen angel.

"And you?" I said to the succubus.

She gave me a sly little smile. "Wouldn't you like to know?" she said as she pretended to zip up her lips with an erotic gesture of her fingers and a hint of tongue. Hellelujah, Jean—focus.

"OK," I said, "what about the Other who saved me? What is he?"

Astarte shot Penemue a look and said, "He is not an Other. He was a human."

"But he burnt time," I said. "Humans can't do that."

"Hence the 'was'," Penemue said. "Besides, some humans can—rather could—possess magic. Harry Potter for one."

"Fiction," I said.

"Harry Dresden, for another."

"Again fiction."

"I would have cried more for his death than my own… Both Harrys are very real, I assure you."

Dealing with Others hurt my head. "So what? He's a ghost like Judith?"

"Something like that, but I fear it is a bit more complicated than that. You see, he is not a ghost, but rather the Ghost. As in the first human who chose not to shuffle off his mortal coil, but rather to stick around."

"The Ghost?" I repeated, unable to keep out the skepticism in my voice.

"You're still not getting it, Jean. He was human and now he is the Ghost. Before the gods left, he was the conduit between them and mortals. He is Isimud, Zaqar, Turms, Hermes and the Holy Ghost."

"The what?"

Penemue ignored me. "Tell me, Jean… Who do you think was responsible for telling the world that the gods left?"

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"So what? That guy who saved us was also the guy responsible for the gods' broadcasting system to us? This is GBS… this just in…" I said.

"You mock, but how did they communicate to you?" Penemue asked.

"I guess I never really thought about it before," I said, my head spinning with the meaning of it all. OK, I get how the gods couldn't just broadcast their leaving on Facebook, but still, an actual living breathing conduit who was still on Earth. And what's more, at my hotel, saving my ass from some Fanatic… Hellelujah, this night could not get any weirder.

"So what do we know about him?" I said, looking from Penemue to Astarte. She was sitting in Penemue's bale of hay and even though she wore the same teddy from earlier, she somehow had an innocent, farm-girl look to her. All your fantasy needs in one neat little succubus's body.

"Nothing," Astarte said, jarring me from my thoughts. Who knew that standing up after sitting in hay could be so tantalizing. So many stray straws being drawn out of so many wondrous, mysterious places.

"Ehem… except," Penemue said, "that the Unicorn engaged with this ex-human. And that he came to your aid with magic far more powerful than either of us have. And for the Unicorn to reveal himself means that he was on a mission of great importance. And we know that whatever that mission was, it failed," he added. "No matter how important your quest may be, death has a way of ending things."

"OK, so what I'm gathering is that although you know who buzz-cut is, you don't know what his involvement is in any of this. I don't suppose you know a bit more about whoever that freak who killed Joseph is…?"

"That is not for mortal knowledge," Astarte snapped with such a godly authority that I felt shame for wanting to know.

In her domain that would have ended the conversation. But down here, well, the tune of 'I was once a goddess' was sung a lot in Paradise Lot. "Don't give me that crap! He came in here and blew up my hotel. My home! Our home! He killed the most decent Other that any of us have ever known. A totally unique, one of kind life extinguished by that asshole and you fall back on your 'It's not for mortal knowledge' crap. If you haven't noticed, we're all mortal now and if…" I got into Astarte's face, there was a part of me that wanted to rip off her clothes and have the angriest sex ever known to mortal or Other. I started breathing hard, sweating as I came to. "Godless damn Succubus," I cried out.

I stepped back and caught my breath, immediately feeling more in control once I was a few feet away from her. I looked over at the sex-goddess and saw real fear in her eyes. But not of Grinner. She was afraid of me. And she was defending herself the only way she knew how. "OK," I said, forcing myself to take deep breaths, "OK… I'm sorry. But there are no more mortals and immortals. There's only us and we're all going to die. So please, tell me… what is he?" I asked.

Penemue grunted, throwing back his papers on the table, "Ahhh, how can one know what any of us really are…?"

"Stop stalling. And none of your typical cryptic shit. What is he?" I demanded. "Tell me."

Penemue adjusted his armless glasses and flattened out his tweed vest before standing up straight and looking over at me. "Don't…" Astarte started, but Penemue put up a hand. "He is right, Astarte," Penemue interrupted, "the rules have changed. We are all mortal now."

Penemue crumpled up a piece of paper and dropped it. It fell like most things do—down. "When the gods made this world they needed to be able to communicate with certain immutable principles—the Laws of Nature, if you will. Whereas there are many laws that govern nature, there are only five laws that are essential for life. They are known as the First Laws—Energy, Life, Death, Time and Gravity. Each is necessary for this universe to possess life and they exist with or without gods. Energy is the force that allows motions, growth and change. Life and Death are the principles of renewal—they are the laws that allow the world to keep evolving, ensuring each generation slightly improves on its predecessor. In theory, at least. Are you following me?"

I nodded.

"Then there is Time through which all must make passage. Relative or not, Time moves us ever forward. Finally there is Gravity. Gravity keeps the world together, it moves the Earth around the Sun. The Sun around the Milky Way. Our galaxy within the universe. Gravity, some of us theorize, was the first of these laws, for it is what originally paved the way for the existence of all. Without it, we would all be wandering atoms of motion, never attached, never together. Never alive.

"These five First Laws were needed to make all that is, and therefore the gods needed to negotiate with them in order to shape the world in the ways they wished. But how does one, even a god, communicate with a First Law?"

"Avatars," I said, the word catching in my throat. No wonder Astarte was frightened. Grinner was the avatar of a friggin' First Law.

"Exactly," Penemue said. "You are astute, for a human that is…"

"The gods created avatars for the First Laws so that they could speak to the principles and negotiate with them for certain concessions. They asked Life and Death to not touch the denizens, they asked Time to leave their dominions be, they asked Energy to imbue them with miraculous powers and they asked Gravity to allow their realms and this one to coexist, theirs invisible to this one."

"So it was because of Gravity that Heaven and Hell was invisible to humans?"

"Partly, yes. And partly for other reasons that even we," he pointed at Astarte, "are not privileged to know."

"So this Grinner guy is Gravity's avatar?"

"Indeed, Human Jean-Luc, he is."

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"Because gravity still works, Grinner doesn't burn through time like you guys do when you use your magic," I said, mulling through the logic of what it meant that your god was still around. Unlike Penemue and Astarte, whose gods abandoned them, gravity was still here. Otherwise we'd all be floating away to oblivion.

"Yes and no," Penemue said, "He is a creature like any other Other. But unlike myself or the Succubus, he has so much power that he is as close to immortal as any of us could ever hope for. Because his source of power still remains, there is a theory that he can renew himself, given enough time."

"You shouldn't have told him," Astarte said to Penemue. "There will be repercussions."

"Perhaps," Penemue said. "But, I have paid for giving humans knowledge in the past and I suspect I will again. But if he is to have a chance against his foe, he must know who his foe is."

"His only chance is to run. That is the only chance any of us have." She turned to me. "Run, foolish Human. Run. Gravity does not have the ability to track you. Run and pray that old age takes you before he does. That is what I plan to do." She lifted to the hatch to leave.

"What does he want?" I asked.

Astarte turned from the hatch and said, "What do any of us want? Either for the world to return to what it once was or for it all to end." And with that, Astarte left.

"What's with her?" I said.

"After this night, things will have to change, yet again," Penemue sighed, speaking with a softness that he rarely displayed, "Change has come again. We are ancient beings used to the world being static. This constant revolution, it disturbs us."

Of course, I thought, Others spent eternities in one place, doing one thing. I've met valkyrie who stood guard duty at the halls of Valhalla on century-long shifts, fairies who hosted parties that lasted thousands of years and a giant that had slept for an entire eon, only to wake up, see the world was as it was and go right back to sleep. Dealing with change was not high on their set of life skills.

I nodded and pointed at the little box. "And that?" I asked.

He picked it and looked at it closely. "A box," he said without a hint of irony.

"And…" I pressed.

"And nothing. It is a plain wooden box."

"Grinner, ahh, I mean Gravity's avatar really wanted it. He almost killed me to get it. It must be magic or something…"

Penemue snorted. It was an angel's version of belly-wrenching laugher, but to me it looked like he was sniffing in copious amounts of phlegm. "Magical item? What are we doing here? Playing Dungeons and Dragons? Items are not magic. They are only meaningful. Magic comes from you."

"Meaningful?" I asked, more confused than ever.

"When you possess something meaningful to you, truly meaningful to you, it will naturally accept magic with very limited amount of time needed to be spent. Think of it like driving. Going uphill you will have to use a lot of gas, but downhill you will use very little. The same is with a meaningful object. They will do for you what you need with almost no time burnt. The question is not, what can this box do? The question is, why is this box meaningful? I suspect that once upon a time, this box held something of great significance. Perhaps Joseph and, what did you call him, Grinner wished to use its meaningful history so that it could hold something else of significance, but what I do know? Sadly, this box is meaningless to me."

"But if you knew its history, could you use it?"

"Perhaps. It depends on if it means anything to me." The angel adjusted his armless glasses and held the item closer to himself.

"Is there any way to find out?" I asked, hopeful.

"Of course, in time, perhaps I could figure it out," he said, pointing at his massive stack of books.

I smiled, it wasn't every day that the celestial librarian you need is living in your attic. "Hop to it."

Penemue walked over to the stack of books and picked up one that was lying on the very top. It started to glow. "Internet," he said, showing me his iPad, "Best place to start."

"But where did you get…"

"I stole it from Tommy Fisher, forty-two years old, married just before the Grand Exodus and who made out with his bride-to-be's sister on their wedding night. Karma," he said smiling, as his taloned, oversized fingers surfed the net, leaving me to realize that divine justice was still not a thing of the past.

"Fine," I said, "Internet, books, whatever. Also, one more thing, do your research somewhere else. I don't want you here in case he comes back."

The angel looked at me over the rim of his glasses, "I seriously doubt that…"

"Please," I said.

"Very well, I shall sit on the turret of the National Library," Penemue sighed. Then lifting the iPad, he pointed at the Wi-Fi symbol and said, "I can get two bars from up there."

Chapter 4

The Question is an Answer

After receiving the hodge-podge of 'oh-so-not-confusing' information from Penemue and Astarte, I headed to the reception, hoping that there would be some other clues as to what was going on and what my next steps could be. Right now I was grasping at straws and was desperate for anything. Anything at all. I was fairly certain that this was the calm before the storm.

EightBall and the rest of HuMans would be off somewhere licking their wounds, probably more scared than ever. They'd be planning their next attack and after last night, I was pretty sure that they'd rule out a head-on assault. A group like that lacked inspiration and, like everything else they did, stole their ideas from what was around them. I would bet my entire collection of G1 Transformers that they would probably be inspired by the explosion and that they were online looking up how to make homemade Molotov cocktails. That's exactly what I would be doing in their shoes.

Not that there was much of a hotel left to blow up. Still, there was no chance of them backing down. No way. Not after last night and not for kids like them. If the hotel wasn't here, they'd hunt down whoever was, which meant that every Other they saw in the foyer was in danger. Penemue, Astarte, Judith, Sandy… Oh hell. Whatever they were planning, it was coming and coming soon.

But still, that wasn't my real problem. I was equipped to handle punk kids. What I wasn't equip to handle was a pissed off archangel and what I really, really wasn't equipped to handle was the anthropomorphic representation of gravity. Hellelujah!

There was nothing downstairs that was of use. Turned over chairs, blown out windows, broken glass. Even my desk was splintered apart. Other than the super bell over my front door, the only thing that remained intact was my phone which was in a plastic evidence bag, thanks to an enthusiastic pixie officer. It blinked with a message. Somehow I suspect it wasn't someone calling to reserve the room.

Unwrapping it, I clicked on the machine. Beep. "Jean—are you OK? Michael came by and told me what happened to Joseph. The sanctimonious bastard even implied you had something to do with it. I know you didn't. I have faith you in. Bella had faith in you. The loss of Joseph will be felt throughout Paradise Lot. There will be a lot of grieving, angry Others. We'll have to handle this carefully, otherwise we will have a riot on our hands. I've called an emergency meeting with some of the locals. I think we can contain this, but we really need a miracle. I don't suppose they left any behind, do you? Call me. Or better yet, come by…" Beeeep.

Ohh, frig, Miral was right. I hadn't never even considered how Joseph's death would be taken by the Others. Shit—their Unicorn was gone, killed in a human-run hotel. Whatever she did, she'd have to handle the news of Joseph's death very carefully.

I had to go to Miral, but first I needed answers. Something, anything was better than turning up empty-handed. Maybe Penemue would figure out what the box was, or... Oh come on, Jean. When did you become so useless? What does your training tell you to do?

My choices seemed simple enough. Go to bed or find this Ghost guy, and seeing how I didn't have a chance in hell of falling sleep with all this going on, I decided to look for the gods' broadcasting system.

I turned inside to get my stuff, when I saw Astarte standing at the entrance. She had a suitcase in hand. "I'm going to be staying with some… ahh, friends for a while," she said, "not that it matters. Seems like your dream of a haven for Others is dead anyway."

I nodded, looking over at Astarte as she headed for the door. The ship was sinking and she was doing the smart thing—getting off. "OK," I said, "Good luck."

She paused at the door and said, "You know the origin of 'good luck'?"

I shook my head, not really in the mood for another Other lesson.

Astarte didn't take the hint. "The original expression was 'May god give you luck'."

"Really?" I said, continuing my Sisyphean task of shuffling around rubble.

"Yes—but the problem with that was that often the god's luck was more of a curse than a boon. So it evolved into 'May god give you good luck' and then to just 'Good Luck'. That was the last thing they said to us when they left. Good luck. I think they were mocking us," she said, her eyes taking on a distant look as she recalled some ancient memory. "I never liked the expression. It implies that you don't have control over your fate. That was the lie that the gods tried to convince mortals of… that what happened to you was destiny, out of your hands, the will of the gods. But it was always in mortal hands. Always."

I nodded—I didn't know what to say.

"Having luck means you have no control. But you always have some control. Even if it is only to run or to fight." She looked over at me, her deep azure eyes locking with mine.

A car pulled up to the front of the hotel and its passenger door opened. "Jean, I'm sorry. It's just that…" she started.

"Nothing to be sorry about," I interrupted.

She looked at me with mournful, sad, vulnerable eyes and for the first time since meeting her I think I actually got to see what she looked like. I mean, really looked like, when you took away all the yearning and lust—deep down she was just like everyone else. Then the veil was thrown back up as she threw back her head and laughed, shaking away all the vulnerability and bringing back the want of her with it. "Look at me, so serious… Really, Astarte, mortality has made you such a drag. Listen here, lover. If you survive this you look me up. We'll have a drink or ten, and laugh about when the world almost ended for a second time."

"Sounds good to me, Astarte," I said. "Sounds really good to me."

"Yes," she said getting into the car, "It really does, doesn't it?"

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With the slamming of a car door, Astarte—my only paying customer—was gone. Not that it mattered. However this was to end, it wouldn't be with the One Spire Hotel staying open for business. I went inside and saw that my desk had been turned right side up and there was an envelope on it with a note that read, I'm not really the apocalyptic kind of gal. May you make your own good luck. Damn—even her handwriting was sexy. I opened the envelope and a stack of twenties fell out—easily a room's rent for a year. Hell, two years, even.

I know that seeing that money should have made me happy. It was enough to pay off the landlord and keep all the other friggin' bills at bay for a while. But it really pissed me off. It pissed me off that there was a hole in my hotel. It pissed me off that after all I'd been through, I'd have to shut down and break my promise to Bella. And it pissed me off that the kind, sweet, literally one of a kind, Joseph was dead.

But what really pissed me off more than anything else, what really boiled my blood, turning my anger into pure unadulterated rage, was that the bastard responsible for all of it was still smiling.

Chapter 5

Everything leaves behind a scent

After Bella died, I joined Special Forces for a couple years. Those were the darkest days of my life and I am not proud of anything I did while obeying orders. It took a while for me to wake up, but I did. I woke up in the middle of what would be my last mission when headquarters thought I got burnt to a crisp by dragon fire. They were wrong and that's when I went AWOL, leaving the killing and fighting behind. But I still had all the gear they sent with me. And because I was Special Forces, that was some pretty significant stuff. Stuff I've dragged halfway across the world. Stuff that if they knew I was still alive, they would have hunted me down years ago for it. Stuff that was going to be useful now. Most of it I left in PopPop's cabin where I lived in the years between leaving the army and coming back home, but I did bring a few things with me to Paradise Lot.

I still had the chest piece of my battle suit, an army-issued flashlight, my Swiss Army knife and my hunting sword. The hunting sword wasn't army issue. I got it off of an Other I took down in a particularly bloody battle, and because I was the scourge of the Once Immortals, the army let me keep it. It was eighteen inches long and curved downwards, with the last third of the blade about twice the width of the rest of it. The single edge ended about four inches from the tip where it met another razor-sharp edge, turning the last four inches into a double-edge knife. As it was intended to be a one-handed weapon, the hilt was not quite long enough for both my hands to hold it. The blade was engraved with an intricately decorated mural, depicting an ancient hunt. I asked Penemue one night what the image was of, and he—drunk and face down in his bale of hay—looked up long enough to say, "Young human Jean, this is the Earl King's hunting sword. The one he carries with him on the Great Hunt. To possess it can only mean one thing. You are the one to have brought down the great King. Not bad for a social worker. He was a legend and an epic asshole. With the gods gone, he would have been hell bent on taking over this world. Still, he did have his loyal minions…" Then he put his finger over his lips and pretended to zip it up.

I tied the sheath around my waist and sheathed the sword. Then placing my backpack on the driest section of pipe I could find, I took a deep breath as I clambered out of the sewers.

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Tracking magic was easy. Hell, you could download novelty apps to your phone that worked pretty well. All you had to do was find time.

Seems that magic not only speeds up one's biological clock, aging the user proportionally to the amount and strength of the magic, but it also screws with your watch. The faster the second hand spins, the closer you are to magic. Simple.

Since my cell phone was one of those flippy kinds from the previous century and completely un-app-able, I went to my toy shelf and pulled out my Mickey Mouse wristwatch. It would do just fine.

I left my room and checked the second hand. It was going slightly faster. I walked into Joseph's blown out room. The site was still as it was—pipes flattened and the far wall missing—the only difference was that Joseph's body had been taken to the morgue. I shook my head as renewed anger swelled up inside me. I looked at the watch again and saw it spin round at nearly double speed.

Good. This will be easier than I thought.

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One last thing to do before I could begin the hunt. I knocked on Judith's door. Light seeped out from the crack beneath her door and although she had no feet, the base darkened. She didn't open the door. "Judith," I said. "I'm going out and I don't want you here alone just in case that guy comes back. I think you should go. Home." There was a rustling and I heard a click from inside. The light went off. "I know you hate it there. I do, too. Too many things to remind you of Bella, but it's not safe here."

Even though a closed door was between us, I could still feel the awkward silence. "Look, I just want you to be safe. Astarte is gone. Penemue is drunk and… Listen, I know you hate me. I know you think this is all my fault. That I've screwed up again. That's fine, but I promised Bella that I'd take care of you and…"

The door clicked open and Judith floated in front me. She was wearing her Sunday hat and carried a packed bag. She glided by me with hardly a look, but when she got to the top of the stairs, she stopped. "You're going after him, aren't you?"

I nodded. "Not directly, but I figure if I can find out where he's staying or something about him. A weakness maybe. Anything that will help take him down."

"OK," she said. She started to move again and stopped. I could see that she was having a raging debate with herself, and the side that she wasn't rooting for just lost. She shook her head and with a sigh, looked at me and said, "I don't blame you. For Bella. I know you did everything you could to save her."

It was an old pain. A scene I've replayed over and over in my head. The attack, the confusion. Bella lying there, me locked out, too late to get to her. As kind and unexpected as Judith's words were, it didn't matter. I blamed myself. "I wasn't fast enough," I said.

Judith rolled her eyes. "Always looking to argue with me." Her voice lacked the usual ire in it. "No one would have been. I saw the footage. I know what you tried to do. And if I don't see you again, then I just wanted you to know that I don't blame you."

"Thank you," I said. Things were evolving between us. This might even be a new chapter for us. Too bad it was likely to be a very, very short chapter for me.

"Now what happened at this hotel and to Joseph," she said, the shrill quality of her voice returning. "I absolutely blame you for what happened here. Really, Jean… There's only one way to make this right, Jean. Kick that smiling bastard right in the teeth."

"Yes, ma'am," I said. "That's exactly what I plan on doing."

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Armed with my Mickey Mouse watch, I tapped on Castle Grayskull's front door and said, "Tink—it's time to go."

She came out in a flash and shook her head in protest. "Don't worry," I said, "I'm not taking you with me." She gave me a concerned look and cocked her hand like a pistol, mimicking a shootout. "No, no—nothing like that. I'm not going guns blazing. This is a recon mission, and that's all. No engagement." I didn't know what it was about talking to Tink, but my old military vocabulary always snuck out whenever I wanted to get her to do anything she wasn't interested in.

She gave me a skeptical look to which I crossed my heart and said, "Swear to the GoneGods." She nodded and buzzed around, seemingly convinced. That was the thing about Others, they took swears, oath, and promises very seriously. I guess in some ways we were pretty similar.

"But still," I said, "I don't want to just leave you behind in case he—or anyone else, for that matter—comes back. We need to hide you."

Tink fluttered around, a golden tail of dust following her. She buzzed round my head three times and, like a comet, shot into Castle Grayskull. She popped out a couple seconds later wearing Man-O-War's helmet and carrying He-Man's sword. She saluted me, buzzed round three more times and grabbed an old velvet pouch I used to keep my dice in. She handed it to me, gesturing for me to put it around my neck. "No, Tink. It could be dangerous. We got to hide you. In the spot we talked about. The drainpipe of the church, and you climb to the top. When I'm back, I'll hit the pipe twice and you come down. Remember?" She nodded and then tried to push through my fingers again. "It's too dangerous." She fluttered into my face and wagged a finger at me. I'd seen that look before. She was coming and that was that. Truth was, I was glad to have some company and swore to myself that I'd hide her before engaging anyone.

"OK." I softened, "OK, but first sign of trouble, we hide the pouch and you with it. Agreed?" She nodded once and dove into the pouch. I put it round my neck right next to my silver neckless with the plastic twisty tie, and with a whoop the pouch went flat. I don't know how she does it. Burned time, I suspected. When I asked, she insisted that she didn't, miming that there is a hole in my chest where my heart should be. Thanks, Tink, way to make me feel good about myself.

With Tink in tow, I dressed, opting to leave behind my collarless black jacket and put on my old leather jacket and jeans. I started to put on my old issue, steel-tip army boots and then thought better of it. Where I was going, it was better to wear my knee-high rubber boots.

I grabbed my old army issue canvas bag, prayed I wouldn't have to open it, and headed out the door.

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I didn't want to take the risk of being seen, so I decided to use the one advantage I had in getting round this city. I had my own personal tour guide in the sewers below. I headed to the basement and lifted the drainage grill in the center of the floor. Being in frequent use, it lifted easily enough and I climbed down.

I made a lot of noise when entering CaCa's domain. The last time I came in here I scared the lumbering, gentle beast half to death, and with a knee jerk reaction he employed one of his natural defenses. There was very little natural about it. Think of a skunk's spray, then imagine that it hung in the air like a squid's black ink cloud. Now replace both spray and ink with what CaCa was famous for. It crusted within seconds, simultaneously blinding, nauseating and encumbering me. There were not enough baths in the world to get that stuff off of you and I never, ever want to go through that again.

"Hi," I cried out in an exaggeratedly friendly tone. "It's me. Jean-Luc. From upstairs," I added just in case.

There was a clamoring as I looked down the man-sized sewage drain. I couldn't see anything and as for smell—well, there was only one thing I could smell. I turned on my flashlight and saw a river of human and Other waste that was thankfully only ankle high. I held my breath and spoke loudly again. "Hey, CaCa – are you down here?" He might be out, painting another one of his masterpieces from his vantage point below. But then my flashlight caught a stirring and I focused on where the movement came from. Perfectly blended with the sludgy browns and greys of the pipe behind him, two eyes opened, a piece of something yuk falling into the sludge below. A grunt was followed by a hand that removed itself from the background as CaCa breeched forth from where he had, quite literally, stuck himself. It looked like someone coming out of mud.

CaCa separated himself from the wall and raised a hand in a sort of wave. From the way he did it, I knew that he was mimicking something he'd seen humans do. The wave was as unnatural to him as my presence here was to me. Still, not wanting to discourage him, I waved back.

He smiled and as his lips parted, little bits of solid waste fell from them. Hellelujah, we can only be what we are, I thought and wondered if I was as repulsive to him as he was to me. I don't think so, because even though he literally wore a shit-eating grin, I sensed he was genuinely happy to see me. He gestured for me to follow as he lumbered away from the cellar grate entrance.

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CaCa led me to a drier and considerably less fragrant open chamber adjacent to the pipe I had entered. It was large, about three times larger than the breakfast room that I used for the 'Coping with Mortality' seminar. In it were two dozen erect easels, each with canvases on them. I walked round the room and saw Paradise Lot, not for what it was, but for what it could be. Pictures of human and Others walking hand in hand, children playing in clean streets, vibrant businesses that catered to all species. Each was rendered to a level that would have made Norman Rockwell turn green with jealousy, for CaCa captured hope in ways that I doubted any mortal born could. These paintings were the end of one possible path we could all take. And even though I really wanted to share in CaCa's view of a brighter tomorrow, I knew all too well that there were darker, more likely futures for Paradise Lot.

"I love them," I said to a smiling, proud CaCa. He raised his hands up like an old man, dismissing a compliment, as if he were saying, 'These old things. A hobby, nothing more'.

Such humility. CaCa was the best amongst us and his reward was to be tucked away, forever below, all because of the way he looked. And yet, despite that, he was still so hopeful. But not for himself—I noticed that no painting had him walking in the sunlight above-solely for his fellow Others and humans.

CaCa disappeared behind his latest painting. I started to go round, but he gestured for me to stay on the other side of the aisle. I guess whatever he was working on was not quite ready. "CaCa," I said, "I need your help."

He looked round from his painting with an inhumanly wide smile on his face, "Yes. I'm looking for him. He killed the Unicorn." CaCa's smile immediately disappeared. "I need to also find that man who fought that grinning Other. Can you help me?"

He shrugged. "That's OK," I said, "I have this." I showed him my watch, the second hand running slightly faster than normal. CaCa understood. "I don't want to wander the streets above in case Grinner is out there. And besides, he's not who I'm looking for. I want to talk to that other guy. The one who saved me. I figure that if he burnt time that he'll be relatively easy to find." I pointed at my Mickey Mouse watch. "Can you take me round?"

Without hesitation, CaCa stepped out from behind his canvas, smoothing his rumpled chest with his hands. With an unnatural speed, he drew a crescent on his chest that reminded me of a knight's banner. It was of a unicorn and human standing on a crown. Apparently this was his way of saying that he was in.

Chapter 6

The Light at the End of the Tunnel of Shit

Using the sewers was a fast way to travel round Paradise Lot. We walked under the city, the second hand of my Mickey Mouse watch revving up bit by bit as we progressed through the tunnels. And then we found it, in the heart of the city, Mickey went crazy, his tiny arm spinning round and round with such a fury I thought he'd fall apart. From the sidewalk's drainage grate across the street, I could see the building where one of the most powerful Others the world has ever known was holding out.

There was only one thing to do. Watch and wait.

We were just on the outskirts of Paradise Lot and although technically a human part of town, this area was still close enough to the center that most of the humans moved out. And it showed. The adjacent houses were falling apart with several of them boarded up or with broken windows. It was an old story. Once upon a time, families lived in this neighborhood, their kids playing together as the community thrived. Then the wrong type of neighbors started showing up. Real estate prices dropped and crime rates rose until it was bye-bye families… Only difference was now humans discriminated against Others, as in with a capital 'O', instead of just others.

All the buildings on the street showed neglect, all except one. It was an old brick building, three stories high and had two blooming rose bushes and an old sycamore tree in the front yard.

I watched for hours, boredom taking its toll. At one point, my chest started to stir as Tink poked her head out of her hiding place. "Don't," I whispered. "We're not alone." But the fairy pushed out nonetheless, looking down the pipe where CaCa stood, enthralled as he drew his latest masterpiece. How he found the right materials and colors in the patch of sewer we were standing, I don't know, nor did I want to. But you know what? It didn't matter, when I looked over at the mural CaCa had drawn using the raw materials common to sewers. Still, despite his tools, what he drew was beautiful. There was a park with children running, flying kites, playing ball. Their parents were there, picnickers laughing, drinking, being merry, each with CaCa's signature joy on their faces. But they weren't just Human picnickers, but Others, too. Standing next to each other, happy, each tolerant of the other's ways. A perfect scene of serenity.

And then I saw him, on a hill watching over the serene scene was Joseph. Except not my Joseph, who reminded me of my PopPop, or Penemue's who looked like light—but a roly-poly man with a Buddha belly, smiling down on all of us.

"Holy shit," I said, turning to CaCa. "This is amazing." The demi-god put a hand over his chest with a shrug that said, 'What? This old thing?'

"Yeah, this! So is that what he looks like to you? Joseph, I mean," I said, pointing to the happy man on the hill.

CaCa shook his head, making a hugging motion. "Oh," I said, "That is how he looks to most people." CaCa nodded. So that was it—he didn't depict Joseph as his own personal comfort, but searched for a figure that gave comfort to the most number of beings, Other and Human alike. And seeing that happy man on the hill, well, it worked for me. I could buy into this symbol of Joseph.

I don't know if it was seeing the picture of a future denied to us by the Unicorn's death or if it was simple boredom, but I just couldn't sit round and wait any longer. I walked over to a more remote part of the pipe and removed the old dice pouch around my neck, placing it on a bit of brick that jutted out. Tink put out her head and started to gesture that she was coming with me when I whispered, "You promised."

I turned to CaCa and said, "Thank you, I can take it from here." Then, as an afterthought, I said, "CaCa—if you don't see me back at the One Spire Hotel by tomorrow, I want you to come back here and take this pouch to Miral. Make sure she, and no one else, gets it."

He looked at the ledge and nodded. Then he began lumbering back down the pipe.

"Thank you," I whispered and looked up at the manhole that separated me from the world above.

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The grate slid open easier than I had expected and I popped out in the alleyway behind the little house without making a sound. Luckily for me, the grate was in between a parked van and an old SUV. Unless someone was standing right there, no one would have seen me getting out of the sewers.

The back door was less than seven meters away and I used the sycamore tree as cover as I slunk up the stoop. Whether or not he lived there, someone did.

OK—remember the plan. Get in, see who's here, gather intelligence. Do not engage.

I looked up and down the street. Empty. OK, it was now or never. In the army, one of the skills that I particularly excelled at was sneaking around. Not to beat my own drum, but I was uncannily light on my feet. Bella joked that was because I was part cat. After the army, when I retreated to the mountain side, I used to practice this skill by taking down game with only my hunting sword, which meant I had to be less than two meters away before the animal saw me. How good was I? Let's put it this way, I never went vegetarian in those mountains.

I employed my best skills, taking the most care to get to that back door. Just as my hand touched its handle, it opened. What was worse, my phone started to ring at that exact moment, professing to the world that I had forgotten to put it on silent.

"Aren't you going to answer that, Jean-Luc Matthias?" the Ghost asked.

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I picked up the phone, and a frantic Penemue said, "I figured it out what the box is. Where are you?"

I looked up at the street sign. "Bread Street," I said, not talking my eyes off of the Ghost. "I'm with him."

"Who?"

"You know… the Ghost." Then looking up at the old man, I asked, "You are the Ghost, right?"

The old man smiled, waving a hand, "Please, of all the names I once had, the Ghost is the least inviting. Call me Hermes," and with that he opened the door wide, gesturing for me to enter.

"I got to go," I said, hanging up before the angel could protest.

"You seem upset to see me," he said, his smile touching the corners of his aged eyes. The person, or rather Ghost, who stood before me was an elderly man, well into his sixties, not the young boy who saved me last night. But there was no mistaking him. He wore the same white shirt, black pants and buzz cut that was now more grey than black. The elderly man shuffled into the room, taking strides that his body simply was no longer designed to take. He wasn't used to being old and still moved as he did in his youth. "Did I ruin your surprise?"

"I really put a lot of thought into coming here. You could have at least had the decency to pretend you were surprised to see me," I said.

He chuckled. "I do not believe that traveling through the sewers was for me."

"True," I nodded.

"That was wise. Thus the only wasted theatrics was your approaching my home like a thief in the night, instead of the welcome guest that you are." He led me to his living room, a sparsely decorated room with two couches, a throw rug on wood paneled flooring and an open liquor cabinet. Frame-less photographs were taped to the walls—him fishing up north, him in a military uniform, him with some girl. All of them showed a young man that, as far as I knew, could have been photographed yesterday. Gardening gloves and a small hand rake sat on a coffee table, dirt still clinging to them. It was your typical bachelor pad, sparsely decorated, a halfhearted attempt at decoration, except for the candelabrum that sat in the corner. There must have been fifty candles of various sizes and shapes, all lit. He examined the candles, relighting one that had extinguished, and went over to the liquor cabinet, pulling out two glasses and a bottle of wine. "Drink?"

"No thanks," I said, "How did you know it was me and not… you know, Gravity's rejected son?"

He gestured at the candelabrum. "I have my own ways of hiding from him. Now, an enterprising human… well, that is much harder to hide from." Hermes looked at me for a long uncomfortable moment. "So you've figured out that you are up against a First Law," he said. He poured himself a glass and lifted it towards me before taking a sip. "Was it the Fallen One that told you?" he said more than asked.

"We're all the fallen now," I said.

He took a seat a little too quickly. The youthful thump rather than the careful lowering that an old man would do caused him to groan. He took another sip and said, "Touché. We are, indeed. Fallen and blessed. Are you sure that you do not want a drink?" I shook my head. "Too bad. When you reach my age you learn to slow down and enjoy the finer things of life," he said, not masking his bitterness. "I do pray that Joseph was right about you and that my sacrifice was not in vain."

What do you say to someone who literally aged fifty years in an hour just to save your ass? Thank him? Skirt the issue? Offer to help him with the gardening? All I could do was lower my head and apologize. I looked at my hands and saw more blood on them.

"You don't remember me, do you?" he said.

"Have we met before?" I said, looking at him. I tried to imagine him without the liver spots or wrinkles. I tried to see him as he once was and remembered nothing.

"I don't expect you would. I was… in the background. But we have met. More than once. We never spoke though, even on that long, turbulent plane right to Helsinki."

Helsinki? I had only been there once, as a guard for the Ambassador and Bella on one of their failed diplomatic missions. I had never liked flying and when the plane was tossed round like a leaf in a hurricane, I threw up more than once. I was convinced that some demigod once worshiped for weather was trying to kill us all. I was supposed to be the solider. The one calm in the face of death and yet I was falling apart. Like I said earlier, I want to see death coming, and falling out the sky in metal cage didn't cut it.

And all the while Bella and the Ambassador had laughed at me, both cool as cucumbers. "What's the matter, Jean-Luc?" the Ambassador said, "Scared of a little wind?"

"Easy for you to say," I said, "You have wings."

"Ahh, yes—that is true. And moreover, should we fall from the sky, I am strong enough to save at least one of you. But only one? Tell me, Jean, who should I save? You, Bella or someone else?" He gestured to the half a dozen or so fellow passengers.

"The one who has the most worth," I said without hesitation.

The Ambassador chuckled, "That is a soldier's answer. But we are diplomats now. Answer me as that. Who do I save?"

"I don't know," I said in between dry heaves.

The Ambassador opened the question to the floor, "Come on—someone must know the answer. Who do I save?"

A couple of people said, "Me, please," joking. One said, "If you save him, he'll barf on your shoes in thanks." Another laugh.

Then from the back of the plane a voice said, "No one. Not even yourself."

"Indeed," the Ambassador said, snapping his blunted fingers, "To save one over another is to value one life over another. And in this brave, new world, no one life, no matter their species, role or purpose should be more valuable than any other. That includes my own."

"So do nothing," I snorted with derision.

"I never said that. But as a leader, it is incumbent on me to save everyone or die trying."

Lost in the memory, I refocused on Hermes and said, "It was you on the plane. The one that answered the Ambassador's question."

He nodded. "He was a great Other."

"Was he?" I asked.

He met my uncertainty with his own certainty and nodded, "He was. And so was your wife. Not a great Other, but a great creature—a great human being." He poured himself a second glass. "You do not have to drink, but you do have to join me in a toast. To Bella." He handed me the glass.

I could drink to her. We clinked. "You knew her?"

"Worked with her. She was such a special human," he said, taking another sip. I could have sworn when he started drinking it the glass was filled with white wine, but now it was a crimson red.

"And you're in town to meet Joseph?" I asked.

Hermes nodded.

"And the cynocephalus? Were they here for Joseph as well?"

"Guards that knew both the Ambassador and Bella," Hermes said. "They were to meet us in town and resume their role as guardians while we continued their work."

"And what was their work, exactly?"

"All in good time," Hermes said.

"All in good time? What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"It means that I have yet to assess your character and deem you worthy to know."

I felt the rage within me rising. "My character," I said, "My character? You got to be kidding me! You're the guy who comes into my town, destroys my hotel and I'm the one being judged." Hermes met my gaze with an even demeanor, which only served to anger me more. "So Penemue guessed right. You are the messenger."

"The messenger," Hermes said absently. "Yes, I suppose you could call me that."

"So you're the guy responsible for that doozy of a message… What was it? 'Thank you for believing in us, but it is not enough. We're leaving. Good luck'. You couldn't have given us a little more, don't you think?"

Again he nodded, casual and relaxed, as if I was asking him if he was the one who cooked dinner or brought the dessert.

"Of all the arrogant Others I've met… Our world changed in an instant, thousands died and all you could give us were those three short sentences."

"What did you expect me to say?"

"An explanation. A reason. Some guidance."

"Really," he said, "And tell me, had I spoken page after page of instruction, would you have listened?" He pointed at me as he spoke.

"Maybe not me, but others might have."

"Really? And what would have happened when one group interpreted my words one way and another group understood them another way?" he said, bitterness rising in his voice, "I'll tell you… Exactly what happened every time they gave me the task of sending you mortals a message. More misinterpretation. More wars. More death. No matter what I said, no matter how I consoled you, tried to guide you, you humans have an incredible ability to hear exactly what you want to hear and then kill anyone who understands differently. Well, no more. If this was to be the last message I was to give the mortal realm, then let it be clear for once."

"And was it?"

Hermes shook with rage. "I don't know," he yelled, "You tell me. In all the fighting, all the killing, did any of it have to do with how the message was received? Or was it just human nature's unwillingness to share? You know, Joseph told me all about you… about your desire to redeem yourself, your promise to Bella… He told me about how you want to fix some of the things you broke. Clean some of the blood off your hands." Hermes drew in close, his face less an inch from mine. "But you are not the only one with blood on your hands. Try eons fighting over misinterpreted messages, centuries of killing for words misheard, and then you will understand what it means to have blood on your hands."

Hermes stood up and poured himself a second drink. Taking a large gulp, he turned to me and said in a calm voice, "But we're really not here to talk about me. This meeting is about you and the girl whom you promised to love forever. In this life and the next."

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"How do you know those words?" I demanded. "That's what I said to her the night I proposed."

Hermes ignored me. "When the gods left and kicked out their denizens from their realms, it was like…" he searched for the simile, "like kicking out your family, turning off the lights and locking up the mansion."

"So?"

"Look, when the gods created humans and Others, they gave both of us immortality. For humans it was the afterlife. For Others it was endless life. And when they left they took that immortality away from everyone. And that was OK. At least by Bella's estimation. At least it was equal to all. But what wasn't fair was forcing us to all live together. For so much change… But if the void could be reopened, for both humans and Others, then we'd have more space. And what's more, it wouldn't be about Others coming to Earth, it would also be about humans going to the void. Equal. Even.

"So, Bella was seeking a way to reopen the voids. She figured if we get into that space and start again—this time without the gods to control us—well then, we'd be masters of our own destinies. And with that things would get better." It was true that I knew she was working on a secret mission, but I always assumed it was diplomatic in nature. I figured it was something like trying to find a territory where the Others could make their own nation, I just never assumed that that nation would be on another plane of existence.

"Did she?" I asked, the words stumbling out of my lips. "Did she find a way back?"

"I was hoping you knew the answer to that."

I shook my head. "All I know is that my wife is dead because a bunch of Others tried to play god."

Hermes looked down, hope draining from him. "You are right, Human Jean-Luc. We did try to play god. I am sorry for your loss."

"Oh, you're sorry for my loss. OK, then. All is forgiven. Are you friggin' crazy?" I screamed, "You got to give me more than that. What happened? Tell me something! Anything!"

His eyes softened and he said, "Yes. She failed and that failure came at the cost of her life. Still, she found something. A clue as to where the voids are and how to get there. That's why Joseph contacted me, but before we could meet, Gravity's avatar showed up." His voice was distant. "That's why I saved you. Because I hoped you knew something, but you don't and I lost all that time believing in something that doesn't matter anymore. The mission is over. Failed. Done. Their once divine purpose lost. It simply doesn't matter anymore," Hermes said, "We tried to right the world, fix what was broken and we lost."

"What about the avatar? He clearly thinks there's hope."

Hermes shook his head. "No, I don't think so. I believe he followed the Unicorn in town for the same reason I saved you. For the hope that the void was found. Once he learns that such hope is false, he too will disappear."

"Not good enough," I said, "He killed Joseph. He hurt a lot of people. We can't just let this go."

Hermes laughed, "Why not? For justice? What justice is left in this world? Peace is all we can hope for. Leave him be and he will leave you be… Nothing matters anymore. Now go and leave me to live what little time I have left to tend my garden."

I looked over at this super-charged ghost and saw utter defeat in him. I've seen it before, in the eyes of soldiers who, either from fear or exhaustion, believed that there was a bullet out there just for them. And like some sort of self-fulfilling prophecy, those guys never lasted very long. Then I thought of Bella and the mission she had been on. How damn important it was. How much she believed in Others and this Ambassador. How determined she was to help. I couldn't let this all fade away. If not for me, then for Bella. Our eyes connected and even though I was looking at a face that was sixty years old, his eyes were still those of a young man. They had yet to soften by years of experience and understanding, still holding the hardness of youth and determination. There I saw the glint of empathy. He knew Bella. He knew me. And he knew how much we loved each other. How I would end my life without a millisecond of hesitation if it meant she could breathe for another hour. That's what we meant to each other and everyone who knew us, knew that.

I stood to take my leave as the pain still burned inside me. I thought about telling him about my dreams. About Bella and how Grinner knew about them. That might mean something. Then again it might not. I looked over at the old, defeated Ghost and knew it wouldn't make any difference. Like I said before, I've seen that look. He was done, no point in adding to his anguish. Still, before leaving I wanted to let him know that although his fight was over, mine was not. "It does matter," I said, offering my hand to him, "It matters to me."

He didn't take my hand. Like I said, defeated. Fine, I'd leave him to his relative peace. I headed for the door when the chandelier lights flickered. Shock painted his face and in haste he ran over to his candles. They were all still lit and yet, somehow the Grinner had found us.

The old man's eyes darted around the room before he took a deep breath and with a resignation that escape was not an option, said, "It will not matter to you for much longer."

Chapter 7

Betrayal Can Be Sweet

The lights flickered as Hermes stood too fast for his old, brittle bones to handle. "Damn," he winced as he lit more candles. "I don't understand. I just don't understand. The candles, they are not working."

"Just tell him what you told me," I said, drawing my sword. "That it doesn't matter anymore." Hermes ignored me, still looking at his candles. There were two points of entry into this room. Others were into the grand entrances and, given the kind of personality that Grinner had, I was pretty sure that he'd be come through the front door. I stood behind next to it, readying my sword. If I could time it just right, I might be able to impale him before he even got in.

That plan went out the window when the building started to shake. He wasn't coming in the front door or any door for that matter. He was going simply use Hermes' house to crush us. Struggling to keep my balance, I yelled over at the demi-god, "Do something!"

He returned my gaze with bitter, frustrated eyes, "I have already wasted enough time on you."

The baseboards were beginning to crack. I looked over and saw Grinner standing in the middle of the street, looking as youthful as he did the day I first met him in the parking lot of St. Mercy's Hospital. Holy frig', this Other hardly aged at all, with only light wrinkles and a few strands of white hair to show for his epic battle with Hermes.

Grinner rose his hands up in the air and I was no longer looking at him from the first floor window. I was looking down at him. He was levitating the whole house. Grinner ripped apart his hands, crumbling away the floor on which I stood. I grabbed onto the window ledge, my feet dangled beneath me as I hung from the floating home.

Hermes had been smarter or slower than me, because he didn't grab onto anything when the building lifted. He just sat on his wood panel floor, clutching onto those damn candles which were no longer lit.

The building hovered about fifteen feet above the ground and I prepared to let go. My plan, fall into a roll and use that momentum to charge Grinner with sword in hand. If I timed it right, I'd be able to cut off his head before he did anything else.

That was the plan at least, but the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Grinner pushed down with the palm of his hand and the ground beneath us crackled as the earth suddenly dropped.

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We tumbled into the sink hole Grinner had created and I gracefully hit my head on every loose piece of furniture, debris and floor as I fell, conveniently missing carpet and pillows on the way. Hey, at least I was being consistent. Above me, the low-hanging chandelier was compressed against a ceiling. Grinner had flattened the building on top of us. I tried to imagine what it looked like from the outside—a building perfectly flat, the rubble on the smooth flat surface a comical jigsaw puzzle of brick and mortar, roof tiling and chimney. To the unsuspecting pedestrian, it would have looked intentional.

Hermes sat in the corner, still kneeling by the candles, gathering them round him like some goblin hoarding gold even though he knew there was no escape. If only to hold onto them one more minute. He quickly put unlit candles in pockets, leaving behind the few that somehow managed to keep their flame. He held the candles in his hands, under his armpits, one in his mouth. "Come on," I yelled, the words sending a jolt of pain in my head. I was looking round the collapsed room for an escape.

Hermes looked up at me, managing a smile despite the candle he bit into and muffled, "Uh coming…" but it was too late.

As the words came out of his mouth, a section of ceiling crumbled before moving apart and Grinner slowly lowered himself inside, sealing the hole he made behind him.

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"How did you find us?" Hermes asked, still holding onto his candles.

I was less concerned with how he found us and more concerned with escape. I stood to face Grinner, with my head still spinning when the room went heavy—as in the opposite of being on the moon heavy—and I dropped to my knees.

Grinner hissed, "How else? The fallen angel betrayed you."

Penemue. That's why he was so insistent on knowing where I was.

Grinner turned to Hermes, and in an exaggerated show, blew out one of the candles that remained lit. Once completed, his smile widened, pushing his eyes out to the sides of his head making him look like a crazed deer. Turning to Hermes, he said, "You almost made it. Almost escaped. But how can a once mortal defeat one such as I? Still, to be so close must make you bitter…" then turning to me, said, "What is the mortal expression? Close only counts in…" Grinner snapped his fingers, gesturing for Hermes to complete his thought.

"Horseshoes and hand grenades," I muttered.

"That is correct. Horseshoes and hand grenades. You cannot blame me for not remembering. Despite all these years of being mortal, there are so many of your mundane objects I have yet to learn about." As he said the word 'mortal', he brushed the arms of his black overcoat as one might try to clean dirt off of themselves. He picked up the box that he had taken from Penemue. Grinner looked over at me. "But that is all about to change."

"How?" Hermes asked, "The Ambassador and Bella—they failed."

Gravity's avatar smile widened. "You are half right. The Ambassador did fail, but the human known as Bella. She did not," he said, tossing me Joseph's box.

"What do you want from me?" I asked, my head hurting way too much to think of anything obnoxious to say.

Grinner chuckled, "A kiss and nothing more."

… to be continued

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At the end of EPISODE ONE, I asked the gang of Paradise Lot to beg you for your reviews. I felt that they were a bit needy and, as a result, I asked the gang to reach in deep and ask for reviews in a more poetic way. Here's what they came up with:

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R.E. Vance lives in Edinburgh with his wife, soon to be born child and imaginary dog where he enjoys a beautiful city, whisky and long walks. All he really wants is to quit his job and write stories based in Paradise Lot. All he really hopes for is that his child-to-be is born healthy (ten fingers, ten toes and at least two eyes will do) and that eventually he can can get a real dog so that he can have an excuse to go on even more long walks.

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Dedication #2:

As always, this book is dedicated to the alien growing in my wife's belly. Not even born and already putting your foot down!